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动物笑话|Wake Up Call

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Bernard, who is noted1 for his gracious manners, was awakened2 one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone. . .

Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake, said an angry voice.

Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up.

The next morning at precisely3 four forty four a.m., Bernard called his neighbor back.

Good morning, Mr. Williams.... Just called to say that I don't have a dog.


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