双语笑话|哪个的父亲是最强壮的 Dad

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug^{1 the hole for it.}

Bill wasn't impressed, Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!

中文翻译：

维尔和比尔在争吵，哪个的父亲是更强壮的一个。维尔说：你了解太平洋吗？那个坑是我父亲挖的。

比尔不屑地说：那没什么。你了解死海吗？ 那是我父亲打死的。